If a man works at Victoria Secrets is he automatically gay or a very smart heterosexual? I guess I'm smart then.  Nothing like handling panties and  bras watching hot women try on sexy lingerie all day. Did have some moments  of witnessing horrific scenes there, especially the bigger women.

What's the difference between your mom and a 747? Not many people have been on a 747.

President Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize is like Mike Tyson getting the humanitarian award.

Wouldn't Forrest Gump make a great porn star? "Oh, Jenny. Do you like anal?"